'Twas the Nite Before Ministry
I wrote a few years ago a parody about "twas the Nite before Youth Ministry" and revised for ministry and from a preacher perspective ...Here is the Result: 'Twas the Nite Before Ministry, When all through the church Not a person was stirring, not even a preacher. The budget minutes were done for the year with care. In hopes that funds for the ministry next year would be there. The church-goers had gone. All full of themselves. With visions of only thinking of Thyself. Some people wanted the last say on everything. And there was alaways that one person that had to be right on every theological thing. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. Several of us had sprung out of the church to see what was the matter. As we entered the church parking lot What did we see? But Angry people wanted everything for FREE! More rapid than insults, the crowd made demands. They had expectations of what they thought ministry looked like and added their demands.