Friday, June 03, 2011

Top 10 Reasons Not to Visit our Church!

You don't want to visit our church if you are expecting:

I. A great orator.

II. Rock N Roll Band.

III. The latest and greatest sermons.

IV. Sinless sermons. We preach the Word of God.

V. A One Hour Service.

VI. Spiritless.

VII. If you don't want to change.

VIII. You don't like Hugs.

IX. You don't like to Eat. We are people who love food and fellowship.

X. You don't want to serve. Our people are trying to be the Hands and Feet of Jesus. We want to learn, worship, and serve and Be THE CHURCH all the time.

What reasons have people given you not to visit?

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