A taxi driver and a minister arrived at heavens gates at the same time. The taxi driver was given a beautiful suite of rooms while the minister got just a tiny cubicle of a room.
The minister said, I just dont get it. All he did was drive a cab and I was in the ministery for years.
He was told by St. Peter: Up here we go by results. While you preached, people slept, while he drove, people prayed.
(I told this story on Sunday)