McDonalds & Mormons

I almost thought I went to the Wrong McDonalds this afternoon. Nametags, white T-shirts, and ties.

Then I noticed how they looked like Mormons ... and as I looked closer I saw the McDonald's logo on the nametag.

So here are some similarities between the 2.

1. Both have a head leader. One is a clown.
2. Their "Missionaries" dress up and go for the Customer service.
3. They sell their product.
4. Both are growing fast.
5. They market what they know.
6. They are loving it.
7. They scare those that don't darken the door very much.
8. Their commercials tend to be "Cheesey"
9. I'm reminded why I try to avoid both.
10. They have really cool toys ... either flyers or plastic.

Christian as an Adjective

And here we have the Christian Flashlight. I saw this in an AD from Lifeway this week:

"When the lights go out, this flashlight will guide Dad on his way just as Christ guided him from the darkness into the light. Case is included."

Nothing in Lifeway or Family Christian interested me for Father's Day ...

HT to Marc
for reminding me of this terrible AD.